phone calls

I've had a lot of phone calls today from my good friends, at least that is what they say I am, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul. They all wanted to let me know what good guys they are and how they wanted to protect my Constitutional freedoms like keeping a hand gun (NRA). They wanted me to know that they believe in family values and the right to life. Many had endorsements from the Right -to-Life organizations. They wanted me to know that they were concerned about how the government is keeping too much of my hard earned tax dollars and they are against raising taxes and wanted to make President Bush's tax cuts permanent . They all seemed genuinely concerned about the economy and in particular, here in Michigan, what with all of our Michigan manufacturing jobs going off shore. Some were going to bring those overseas jobs back here to Michigan.

Another thing I didn't know was what scoundrals some of these guys were. Why I didn't know that Romney had flip-flopped on the abortion issue, or was fiscally irresponsible while he was governor of Massachussetts. I didn't know that McCain voted for NAFTA or some such thing as that. I didn't know a lot of things that these guys had done or not done. But they told me anyway, even when I was still saying "hello? hello?" 

Yes, I got a lot of phone calls today, informing me how to vote tomorrow. I want to thank each and every one of them for taking the time to come into my home via telephone, and showing me how much they cared for me, as an individual, at least that is what they said to me.

Well, I guess I will go out and vote tomorrow, for all of them, since they seem like such fine people and have my welfare in mind. Only, I'm a little confused...